Bottles

Bottles is one of the first restaurants I tried in Puerto Rico when I moved here in 2020. My husband and I sat down and attempted to order two appetizers and two entrees. The waiter politely but firmly told us it would be too much food and that we couldn’t order it all. That’s not the first time we’ve been told we’re ordering too much food, so we confidently pushed back and tried to convince him it would be ok. He insisted it wasn’t going to be ok and that we only order half and appetizer and one entree between the two of us. If you’re reading this and you’ve been to Bottles, you know that even this quarter order was clearly too much food… The portions are HUGE at Bottles. Like Cheesecake Factory huge. It’s a great place to go with big groups, not just because of the size of the portions but also because of the vast selection of wine lining the walls (with prices close to retail). My go to order there is a bunch of wine, a martini (they pour a good one), the veal chicharrones, the Iberico Ham and Cheese board, the king crab legs if they have them, the duck, and some steak. You can’t forge t the massive Baked Alaska for dessert.